School Stomach

The type of sickness (real or fake) you get when you don't want to go to school.

Dave- Hey why weren't you at school yesterday?

Jack- I got school stomach and stayed home.

by Urban Dickshaning October 21, 2016

High School

According with Bowling For Soup, a period in your life that never ends, where everyone is obsessed with dumb things like sex, money, look, and trends

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends

by allxtimeluke October 30, 2015

school smoothie

When you take all your disgusting school good and make it into some kind of gross smoothie in a bag.

Holy shit mike that looks like a good school smoothie!!

by Kid from middle school April 11, 2019

Harlington school

This is the shittest skl. IF U WANT TO COME HERE BE PREPARED FOR BULLSHIT. You have no chance fighting over a teacher honestly biggest liarssssss ❌🧢. Even if they check the cctv your in trouble for just even being near a scene istg.

Student: “miss” teacher : “chance for shouting out”. Student: “but..” teacher: “say one more thing you’ll be out of harlington school”.

by Flapjacksssss December 14, 2019

Secondary School

Your worst nightmare, the land of death and uniform policies. STRETCHY MATERIAL? GET IT OFF. SKINNY TROUSERS? GET RID. PLASTIC MATERIAL SHOES? IN THE BIN. They only care about uniform, no your education does not matter. GET THEM KNEES AWAY ITS RUINING LIVES.

Lilly: Secondary school is terrible

Katie: Yeah they only care about uniform

Everyone: AGREED, SECONDARY SCHOOL IS TRASH.

by Kkkkakakakaatatatiieieieie August 10, 2019

High school

Most likely to rape, most likely to be on drugs, most likely to deal drugs, biggest bum in school are few realistic things a high school leaves out of its best/most likely awards.

The guy was voted most likely to rape, but he wasn't one of the guys from his high school class arrested for rape or statutory rape.

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2019

school effect

The shitty feeling you get when u wake up to go to school Mainly the first day of school. Whenever a person thinks about the word school during the final days of their summer vacation it instills them with great fear, that it is so painful and can be described as stomach churning, numbness of their legs, and often making them extremely tired and might be so strong they faint.

*School effect*Ah shit here we go again

by Mph August 26, 2019