The Ricamo

This happends when a guy fucks the shit out of a girl and leaves her drained and addicted for life.

I pulled "The Ricamo" with that girl, and damn I cannot get her off my dick!

by Rizzle May 6, 2004

Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.

Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!

by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011

Nurse Rachael

(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.

Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.

Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!

Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.

by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011

puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze March 3, 2012

Puerto Rican Style

Upside down with a fork in the mouth.

"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."

"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."

by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard

Hannah is such a Puerto Rican Vulture!

by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015