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Power outlet

Something you should turn on and shove a fork into.
Person 1 "hey you should put a fork in that power outlet"
Person 2 "yea ok I guess"
Person 1 "hee hee hee"

Person 2 "£̶̧̗̩̭̟̺́̉̈̏̌̿̀ͅµ ̤̤̳̙̲͚̫̾͌͌͛̅̆̀¢̴̡̞̙͎͔̋̆́̍͆̚̕͜ͅk̶̨̫͈̻̦͉̰͌̍̏̎̿̔͘ ̵̭͚̤̘͈͎̅́͐̿̇̎̚͜§̵̟̰̣͎͙̪̙̑͌̀͗̉͒͝h̵̨͔͍̞͙̜͛̈́͂͆͐̈̕͜ï ̡̛͚̪̣͓̮͇̿̓̊͐̈́͗†̵̢̛̮̹̬͕̙̠̐̽̉͌̿͘ ͍̫̻͔̦̮̘̿͛͋̽͒̈́̒ñ̴̢̢̮̺̥̠̲͆̅͛̈́́͑͝ï̵͈̘̙̞͚͎͈̈́͋̑̄̂̓͊g̴̨̠͈͙͕̣͉̐̂̏̀̕͠͝g ͍̠̭͔̥͈̑̋̐͊͑͗͠ͅģ̵̟̦͚̱̭̬͗̿͒̆̅̔̿å̶̖̝͍̟̟͓͖͗̈́̍̍̎́̽ ̫̪̰̳̥͍̯̓͐͛͆̍͝͝£̶̧͚͓͕̼̬̥̏̎̏̃̉̓͘µ̴̭̪͎̘̦̳́́̉͑͑̊́͜µ ̛̺̩͖̬̬̩͒͂̃͛̈́͜͝µ̴̨̣̩̘̻̝͚̈͐̇̀̑͝͠µ ̣̼͚͚͉͍͗͗̾̐̋̕͘ͅµ ̧͖͔̳̱̳̞̎̃͋̉̇̐̍µ̴̧̦̬͙͍̦̠̈́͆̾͗͆̊͝¢̶͍͍̺̩̫̥̰̃͒́͋̾̕͝¢ ̢̡̹̯̙̰͍̇̓͒̓̋͝͝¢̵̡̪̹͙͍̬̣̈́́̆̀̂͠͠¢ ̛͚͚͙̟̣̱̔̓̈̀̿̋͜ḱ̵̛̺̤̝͉̪͍̙̆̒̋̔̑k̵̨̮̘̣͇̥̹͛̈́̽̊͛͝͝k ̡̧̛̻̣̝̙̙̿͑̈́̈̕͠k ̪̼̩̖͚̦̹͆̅̾͊̉̒̏"
by The definition of sex October 16, 2022
mugGet the Power outletmug.

Power jerk

When a woman is more muscular than her male component and they dont have a condom, she will power jerk him harder than he's ever been jerked off before.
Tim and Alivia were drinking all night and they finally went to bed together. Tim didn't have a condom so walked around the house asking all his friends for a condom. None of them had one so he had to get a power jerk from Alivias huge arms. This isn't the first time Alivia has gone after a friend and beat them till they bleed. RIP Tims man parts.
by Ntubes7 July 6, 2017
mugGet the Power jerkmug.

power in the outlet

as in "you don’t have power in your outlet"
1. you can’t keep going, you need to stop, you are burned out.
2. you are not that smart, you have no clue
Doug: power in the outlet! i got it.
friend: let me guess, another fast, bright idea?

Doug: sudoku.
by wickedestslam July 30, 2022
mugGet the power in the outletmug.

Tuna power

A rare power help by only the filthiest of them all. Tuna power. Can be activated and deactivated when necassery. Make sure you remember to turn it off in the following circumstances:

When meeting hot dick

When at a job interview

Feel free to charge up your tuna power when near the coast.

Can be easily activated by violently opening your legs and saying 'tuna power, activate.'

Can be easily activated by doing the opposite.
Yo look at that hot dick

Megan 'tuna power deactivate'
Izzy 'tuna power deactivate'

Megan 'sorted?'
Izzy 'sorted.'

(Based on real events)
by Sophie lambert September 11, 2016
mugGet the Tuna powermug.

The Power Seal

Li saw weapon "the power seal"

Is a uniliminal message

The Power Seal is, something from taking car of business backwards by bachman turner

The Power Seal is like a ring of power, The book has no other master, none of us can weild it. The book only answers to Sun Wu.
by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
mugGet the The Power Sealmug.

Power

I would have said "whim" but whatever
Hym "If they worship a God it is a God of whim and is a flippant and careless creature and power only exists in-so-far-as it can be used to exercise this whim...."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2023
mugGet the Powermug.

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.
Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by integrandpiano December 1, 2023
mugGet the Power Crymug.

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