Paul Kumer

He is not ready for the come up.

Paul Kumer does not understand how much of an academic weapon I am

by THE Chad Thundercock December 15, 2022

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Paul Revere

When you are jerking off two British guys, it’s called a Paul Revere. When they are about to get off, you say, “The British are coming.”

“I gave these two guys a nice Paul revere the other night.”

by Walking Shitbox October 25, 2018

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Paul Freeze

Da hugely-popular 'n' prolific actor and narrator who really "gave you da chills" with his uniquely "icy" voice.

In da 1953 version of "War Of The Worlds", Paul Freeze does a great "cold opening" by quoting from H.G. Wells' book in a delightfully "frosty-toned" narration.

by QuacksO March 3, 2025

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Paul-Louis is an odd creature, he enjoys magic, ponies and has the special power being completely what the fuck. His favorite song is the opera interpretation of "dance of the sugar fairy" he will steel your heart... and your genitals in just one swift look. He looks like a flamboyant bishopony and he is recognizable by the sparkles that fly at each step he takes.

It's Paul-Louis !! Run! He will tickle your eyeball.

by Paul-Louis November 22, 2016

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Mr. Paul

The textbook definition of an NPC.

Student: "Hey Mr. Paul, how do I answer this question?"

Mr. Paul: "Yes."

by Skootnee July 18, 2022

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Paul

Usually sourcing from Bradford Doesn't trust many people unless you’re from Bradford, Car salesman by day taxi driver by night and also fucking hard as nails, eats nuts and bolts for brekky and washes it down with a can of WD40. Can be seen driving a Beaten up Vauxhall vectra or a Volvo v40 estate, you know the kind with a taped on bumper and 100k+ miles on the clock.

Me: Paul it’s you’re day off today?
Paul: You can’t make money sitting at home

Me: That’s Paul for ya

by MrBradford123 November 24, 2021

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