A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.
“Let me get your number”- Random guy
“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy
“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy
by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.
My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.
by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024

Because more important than notifying your family that your kids are about to drown... They need to protect the rich pedophiles and cover up the theft of AI. That's what's REALLY important to them.
Hym "Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files... To protect the pedophiles on the list and for no other reason. They do not care about justice. They do not care about your lives. They care about having power OVER YOU and KEEPING that power, by any means necessary. So they can molest kids. That's why they need to keep the power. If REE-LON can't pretend to be the creator of AI... How is he going to anal coke-head actresses? Elon was invited to the island! He is not a politician yet somehow read classified documents? Us the weird to anyone other than me or no?"
by Hym Iam July 15, 2025

A common phenomenon among consistent chop-enthusiasts involving losing a train of thought or forgetting any and all vocabulary skills after snapping a bowl
by YoungSkooby November 9, 2022

if south park was actually funny
South Park is just an unfunny political propaganda machine, AND its made by a big American mega millionaire.
Block 13, however, is actually full of substance AND its made by an independent Kuwaiti producer .
What one do you like better?
If you chose South Park, get out and never return.
Block 13, however, is actually full of substance AND its made by an independent Kuwaiti producer .
What one do you like better?
If you chose South Park, get out and never return.
by iDontTrustYou September 21, 2024

My friend asked me what my plans for this summer were, I said nothing, just neshing around the block.
by user_1897 May 30, 2023
