Two can dan

An inmate who smuggles 2 cans of chewing tobacco up his rectum at a time

Eewww, don’t put that in your mouth, it came from two can Dan.

by A1fromdayone November 9, 2025

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Get the Two can danmug.

you can see the pain in his dih

tiktok term to make fun of something that is trying to be sad or edgy that is actually corny

xxxtentacion: "whats that...whats a father..heh..."
commenter: "you can see the pain in his dih 🥺💔"

by Cyberspaxz April 30, 2025

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Get the you can see the pain in his dihmug.

ross your cans

to throw away perfectley good beer

you alway ross your cans

by samsamsamsamsamssssss January 21, 2009

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Get the ross your cansmug.

Can and should

You're not and authority and you're not the decider of what I can or should do.

Hym "No I can AND should. Fuck your kids you piece of shit. It isn't a joke. Every time they get raped God smiles. Fuck your kids. This is exactly what I can and should do and I have a right to do it. If it isn't clear to everyone single pedophile on the planet at this this point that they need to BOTH stop letting your kids live after they raped them AND KEEP RAPING THEM... Then it should be. Raping your kids is the freedom they will ever experience here. You breeder fucks have stolen life away from everyone around you and you are LITERALLY too retarded to understand what you've done. You aren't protecting your kids. Why? Because you can't. This isn't it. And every time you fail THIS is why you deserve it."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

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