Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

great-grandchild-in-law

The spouse of one's great-grandchild.

My great-grandchild-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Bifloof's law

Originating from an urban dictionary word titled Bidoof’s Law, Bifloof's law states in summary that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn”.

bifloof's law strikes again

by MisterPeanut April 14, 2020

marmars law

when a bitch is obsessed, speaking on you when you’re not around. and dislikes you for no reason. make up random lies about you and etc.

they be real mad at marmars law, thats the gag.

by redbran82738 February 1, 2024

Broderick's Law

If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids.

"If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids." - @broderick | This is Broderick's Law

by AnWorm July 8, 2022

great-grandfather-in-law

The great-grandfather of one's spouse.

My great-grandfather-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

granddaughter-in-law

The wife of one's grandson.

My granddaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019