Hard Piping

v. Slang for sexual intercourse : fucking. Often referring to hardcore, rough, or kinky sex. Also informally referred to as "Hard Pipin'."

After spending the entire night hard piping, the two lovebirds were barely able to walk the next morning. / He's all about that hard pipin' when it comes to his weekends.

by CoolBoyPA November 3, 2024

The hard c

The hard c means covid without saying Covid to avoid freaking the liberals out.

"Bro I think it's the hard c and not my allergies."

by GibbsBurrito April 23, 2023

hard man squad

A group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Typical activities of a hard man squad include smoking weed, drinking, vandalism, swearing at you for no reason and trying to start fights. Typical hard man squad members are unemployed, drive crappy chav cars and at least one member of a squad must have a staffy. Language used by hard man squads include "wanker", "blud", "sick", "wogwan", "spliff" and "bruv". Hard man squads can be found in alleyways, under bridges, street corners, and tesco car parks.

Wow, check out those bellends from that hard man squad.

by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016

hard rocky

getting pucnched simultaneously in the tits and cootie

erika got in a fight with someone. she said to her opponent “you want a hard rocky?”

by abledick October 30, 2018

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021

Hard

I cant do this

Its too hard it wont go down

Mmmmm my hard dick is hard to push down

by Kyv8cc7cgxbl jovy November 7, 2018

Hard Ginger

An alcoholic mixed drink consisting of ginger ale and spiced rum (preferably Captain Morgan).

Man, this rum and cola has been tearing up my stomach. It sounds like you need a Hard Ginger, instead. All the fun of spiced rum with ginger ale to settle your stomach!

by Bob D. Bomb September 24, 2016