Booty Hair

The hair in yo butthole that dingle berries get caught in

That mans booty hair is a fucking jungle, Jesus fucking Christ

by BigBubba69420 June 19, 2022

Weiner Hair

The hair that grows out of the tip of ones dick

Dude my weiner hair is out of control

by OhMrKrabs December 12, 2016

sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star

Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair

by marktween May 10, 2015

Yeah I got fluffy hair

Term originating from TikTok in 2022/2023 used to mock people with ice cream hair

Bro look at this dude, "Yeah I got fluffy hair" lookin' ahh

by ChronicallyOnlineGuy December 23, 2023

Facial hair survivor

Someone who can't grow facial hair.

Dave has that facial hair survivor type of baby face.

by User unfriendly May 2, 2024

Hair Loss

My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!

Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Pineapple hair

the leafy thing on the top of a pineapple

I'm gonna call it pineapple hair - Anix

by anixlover1234btwiloveyurutube June 16, 2020