Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage 

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

crow eater 

Used on the Sons Of Anarchy.

Term for a female who hangs around or sleeps with members of SAMCRO.

Gemma: "You're not just some crow eater, you're Jackson Teller's old lady."

Season 2 episode 12.

crow eater by Bookfan91 October 23, 2011

Penis Eater 

Name for a nasty slutty girl in which the STD's she has have combined to turn her vagina into a meat eating beast. The vagina grows teeth, eyes, a tounge and squeels as it opens up. It resembles the Predators head from the movie Predator. A Penis Eater or P.E. can be symbolized or signaled by putting the hands next to ones mouth and wiggle the fingers around the mouth while squeeling. The P.E. also had the smell of rotting flesh.

Jim-Those two nasty ho's are P.E.
Tim-What?
Jim-Ya they got Penis Eaters.
Tim- Oh hell no I'm not tapping that

Penis Eater by OTTER333 October 6, 2009

eatyoursoup.com 

Eatyoursoup.com, one of several shock sites in the meatspin.com ring, is a movie of two Japanese females having sex with a strap-on dildo. Both females are covered in vomit and the female on top continuously vomits on the female on the bottom as they writhe around in what looks to be a mixture of vomit, feces, and other unidentifiable, yet still disgusting, masses.

There is another website that is linked directly from eatyoursoup.com, which is eatyoursoup.com/take-my-soup/, which displays a naked woman, covered in vomit and standing on table, leaning over to vomit upon another female, who is laying face up on a table, wearing only a pair of black panties. The second woman gets a bit of the vomit in her mouth and gasps.

"Hey man, check out eatyoursoup.com, it's incredible!"

"What is it?"

"You have to see it to believe it."

2 minutes later.

"I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

eatyoursoup.com by aut0rg August 8, 2009

shit-eater 

someone who eats shit

stop eating shit you shit-eater

shit-eater by i'm hungry! October 28, 2007

eating eggs like jeremy irons 

when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.

I'm eating eggs like jeremy irons

eating eggs like jeremy irons by ronnie_e September 23, 2009

lotus eater 

a lazy person who lives a laid back, peaceful, and decadent lifestyle. They appear in the Odyessy.

Dude, that they are total lotus eaters. They do what they want.

lotus eater by lotus eater#3 June 11, 2006