Donkey Punch Bunch

Donkey Punch Bunch (DPB)
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*

Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.

Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.

Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.

In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.

“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”

by DPBMFCEO December 10, 2025

Donkey cheese

Stupendiously over priced cheese, like gold by ounce, impossible to get and an "acquired" taste ( which is to say you may not like it.

The world priciest cheese is made from donkey milk (great big story) youtube.com

Or possibly a poker bet?

Here try some donkey cheese, it's imported.

by Modern Women January 2, 2026

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is a lazy or slow person who likes winking at people of the same sex.

she is such a swampdonkey pitchin woo on the job and not keepin up

by big e October 21, 2003

swamp donkey

a word used for a very fugly woman very fugly

she is a real swamp donkey, how could you! what were your motives?

by halloran May 15, 2008

Swamp Donkey

A flea infested wench usually found in the gutters of cities. Often found feasting on the bowel movements of south African children.

Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.

"There goes a Swamp Donkey! Should we shoot it, or kick it?"

by Slashback October 9, 2009

shoulder donkey punch

a version of Punch Buggie game except its just an exchange of punching each others shoulder hard until someone gives up

shoulder donkey punching each others shoulder till someone gives up

a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position

by fun&game January 27, 2010

Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.

This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.

by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010