dancesex 

What tends to happen at high school dances, regardless of location or the amount of clothing any person happens to be wearing at the time. Sometimes unwanted, and always unpleasant to watch.

Girl 1: That guy just tried to grind me!

Girl 2: It's the music. He just wants to have dancesex.

Girl 1: ewww no way!

dancesex by universe24 December 17, 2011

slippery dancer 

One who's been taken avantage of in jail.

Mr. Bird got slippery danced in jail.

slippery dancer by Veegee January 21, 2003

hardcore dancing 

A bunch of puny little bitches (who like their pants so tight their balls squeeze out of the side pockets) flailing their arms around in a mockery of a mosh pit. I hate how these kids think theyre tough, they look anorexic and could be snapped in half with ease. Most of them have never even been in a real fight, and the ones that have either lost, or were fighting even more of a pussy then them.

Hardcore dancing looks like a special ed class on crack.

hardcore dancing by PackofWood May 13, 2005

dancing banana

Noun. Sex act. Involving most often a green, unripened (and thusly firm) banana, preferrably microwaved to a warm temperature then gently inserted into a man's anus where it may pleasurably rub against the prostate. After a while, the banana handler begins battering the recipient, making the phallus appear to be a dancing banana.

Hooker: "Sure, sweety, just name a sex act that can happen between two people, and I've done it"

John: "Ever done a dancing banana?"

Hooker: "Only once before, ... back when I was in love. I swore I'd never do it again."


Frat bag: "yeah, brah, that slut got so drunk last night, I convinced her to give me a dancing banana!'

his Brah: "DAYUM DB, that was my sister!"

dancing banana by banana dancer February 23, 2009

Haverford Dances 

A dance where almost anyone can get in. But watch out, you MUST wear lacoste, le tigre or a 2" mini skirt to get in! JcPenny will just not do it there. This dance includes trashy sluts from baldwin, episcopal, and agnes irwin that will do anything to get a piece of haverfordor episcopal if their REALLY desperate ass. It also has the average Haverford asshole boys that will dance with any girl that will make out with them or "grind" with them. Be careful, virginity is NOT acceptable...it's most likely taken from you there.

I went to the Haverford Dance last night and totally grinded with this chick that I thought was hot at first, but reaized she was my cousin...

Haverford Dances by Srarocksyoursocks April 16, 2005

Belly Dancing 

A male boss who loves to hang out with clients entertaining them with funny jokes drinking and swaying in front of them at the same time. It's a way to get the clients wind down and agreeing to some disputes.

A way to cosy up to client!

Staff 1 : Our boss just went out belly dancing with the client last night.

Staff 2 : No wonder the project manager stop harassing us with phone call this morning!

Belly Dancing by Yvonster September 9, 2011

Hardcore Dancing 

The practice of "hardcore dancing", more commonly referred to simply as "dancing" by those that can actually do it well, is performed at many hardcore/metalcore shows. There is no "flailing" at all in dancing, there's always control in it. Dancing is performed during the breakdown of a song (you better damn well know what a breakdown is). Two-stepping is performed during two-step parts in songs, these arent too hard to find, but two-step is a bitch to learn simply because you have to find the rythm and synchronize it with the movements (two-step works in opposition; ie: right arm/left leg, left arm/right leg, got it? good).
If you still dont understand what dancing is, go to a show and watch kids that know how to dance, then you'll know it's not fighting 'invisible ninjas' or any of that shit.

If I ever hear a kid say "hardcore dancing" at show, I will kick your ass because it's not fucking 'hardcore dancing'.

Hardcore Dancing by nickXXX July 11, 2005