cookie pop

When you poppin that pussy

Daaaaamn bitch, you're makin that cookie pop

by lisloumagoo June 29, 2016

cookiedict

A very serious mental disease. The literal addiction to cookies. As we all know, cookies are very addictive so this addiction is very popular. Though, it is more addictive then heroine. Thus making it extremely lethal. Some go even as far as adding the infamous Marijuana to the already deadly mix. Do not underestimate a man with an addiction as such.

Man A: "Do you see that shady guy in the corner?"
Man B: "Yeah hes a cookiedict."

by SexxxMachine69 June 15, 2016

cookie phoned

Too many dabs leading to use of chocolate chip cookie as a telephone.

"You tryna get cookie phoned tonight?"

by Whitna$tymcwhitecheddah May 21, 2016

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

cookielingus

When your wife makes cookie dough (or cake or icing, whatever) and you lovingly lick the beaters.

After my sweetie made chocolate chip cookies, she gave me the beaters and spatula and I performed cookielingus on them.

by RickL January 10, 2017

Cookie Butter Democrat

A person, generally upper middle class, who claims to be progressive and/or leftist, but it extremely centrist and cares little for the struggles of marginalized groups (unless directly affected). Cookie Butter Democrats embrace neoliberal values and believe that capitalism can be ethical. The term comes from the phrase "Democrats don't really care about native sovereignty and will not until affects the supply of cookie butter at Trader Joe's"

He doesn't care about imperialism , he's a Cookie Butter Democrat.

by feeshna January 26, 2017

cooties

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.

Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!

by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017