Cat Scratches 

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

Cat Scratches by anonymous November 28, 2024

cat in the box so much meow

common saying used by threat actors such as “Waifu” and “Cplusplusmf”

My cat is in the box with so much meow

Your cat has no meow in its box

Cat in the box so much meow.

cat in the box so much meow by meowkitymeow December 11, 2024

cat in the box so much meow

Commonly used by threat actors referencing the popular hacker “Waifu” AKA TicketMaster hacker.

“My cat has so much meow in its box”
“Your cat has NO meow in its box”
“Cat in the box so much meow”

cat in the box so much meow by meowkitymeow December 11, 2024

Cat Tod 

1. Improvised urban street slang for a police squad car, typically one that is responding to a complaint

regarding a transient/homeless individual minding there own fucking business at some shit-hole city park that has nothing but a trail.

2. A cat named Tod

"Better hope this isn't Cat Tod turning this way at the light....oh shit guys!... Cat Tod!!Cat Tod!! On your 6!!"

"I miss that cat Tod, he had such character."

Cat Tod by Jug Lovin December 20, 2024

cat whistle 

A dog whistle for “dog whistle”

“Basketball Americans” is a racist cat whistle for African-Americans originating from a 4chan thread

cat whistle by zerychon December 24, 2024

Cat Scratch Fever

When you insert your penis into a cat and grab its tail and pull to make the grip tighter but then the cat scratches your Gooch from underneath

I was so deep in that feline but then it gave me some Cat Scratch Fever

Cat Scratch Fever by DumbNFat February 3, 2025

cat and anna 

An alternative way of saying "kat and ana"

Me: Aw man, Cat and Anna lost to the ninjas!

cat and anna by alf2003 March 7, 2025