by Caden and Bryton December 24, 2021
Get the basketball shorts bonermug. The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.
It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.
The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.
The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
by mourkeer August 13, 2012
Get the All Smiles and Bonersmug. When you watch old videos of a singer or movie star who was extremely hot in the past, but not so much in the present time; due to plastic surgery or just old age.
by lodfrog June 3, 2013
Get the Time-Travel Bonermug. take a huge dump on a mans dick, doggy style the other person, then make the other person lick it off.
by billie butthole December 29, 2007
Get the Brooklyn Bonermug. When the zipper area of your jeans folds up right where your penis is and creates a small 'boner'. Aptly called 'asian boner syndrome' because asian males have notoriously small dicks.
by flomause June 9, 2011
Get the Asian Boner Syndromemug. A common phenomena that occurs within the groin region of a male's body.
Over 90 percent of incidents are reported by concert-goers, the rest by house party-goers.
It occurs when the bass being played in the surrounding environment turns so loud that is causes a woman's breasts to literally bounce. The male notices the bouncing breasts and continues to stare at them, inducing an erection.
Over 90 percent of incidents are reported by concert-goers, the rest by house party-goers.
It occurs when the bass being played in the surrounding environment turns so loud that is causes a woman's breasts to literally bounce. The male notices the bouncing breasts and continues to stare at them, inducing an erection.
by Cowtoy August 15, 2012
Get the Bass Bonermug. by Shezaaa October 21, 2013
Get the blue bonermug.