cat knit yo' shit

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.

jasper s horny. that cat knit yo' shit... man he wants it bad. awww yeah.

by HornyCat September 6, 2010

poodle to yo noodle

a gun to your head.

Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.

by sexecutive October 28, 2023

Yo momma

a internet joke that would be a starter for a roast.

Yo momma so fat, when she jumps into the swimming pool, she causes a tsunami.

by Acethecase June 1, 2023

Yo-Yo Manning

When, during an argument or conversation, you manage to smoothly loop back around to repeat a certain phrase several times.

"i swear I didn't eat your sandwich!"

"thats what they all say"

"we have checked the footage, it was Jim, not me!"

"thats what they all say"

"STOP YO-YO MANNING"

by Velvet Pimpson March 17, 2024

Slime yo teacher day

The day you slime your dick sucking evil teacher.

It’s finally slime yo teacher day I can’t wait to slime Mr. Goetz.

by anonymous April 10, 2025

Yo momma

October 21- Say yo momma as an answer everytime your teacher calls on you ;)

Mrs.Farticles: Yes Daryson

Daryson: YO MOMMA-

*and the crowd goes wild*

by mytiktokis0miazlcruz0jkjk October 19, 2019

yo mama

yo mama

yo mama

by yoyoyoyoyoyoyo mamamamamamamam October 19, 2020