Wallered

To have ones car radio stolen, and or more than once.

1."When my car was broken into I was wallered"
2."I was wallered and now have to buy a car radio"

Wallered by G. Rose July 6, 2026

The Walter Matthau Mouth 

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

The Walter Matthau Mouth by captain jeff January 30, 2008

mushroom wacker 

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

mushroom wacker by kackackackac December 13, 2009

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010

Wonka Wanker 

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

Wonka Wanker by Wallaytism April 26, 2010

Jean Walter Scot 

An early 1900's American author. Son of Polish immigrants. Known for his socio-anarchist views and ideas. Born in 1899 and died in 1948 at the age of 49. He garnered a very small following for his strong socialistic views and opposition to US occupation in the European theater of war during WWII.

Dang, you're kicking socialist like jean walter scot!

Jean Walter Scot by AmLitGal September 9, 2010

Boneless Wanker 

He's all boast, but no capability...

He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...

Boneless Wanker by Zentas November 28, 2010