koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025

Toe Fart

When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.

Oh honey wtf was that you just did a toe fart as I was massaging it.

by borisbinladen May 5, 2025

Tippy Toes

An overreaction of everything, usually pointing out small stuff, but progressing it into a big deal.

"Ugh you seriously won't eat because of a small green dot on the wall that's barely even noticeable? That's tippy toes behavior"

by Flamin'Hot June 20, 2022

water toe

Water toes are when someone has a toe fetish and the toes were licked and are watery after

OOF he gave me such a yummy water toe I’m gonna cry

by Yummyhotcakes March 31, 2018

Chee-toes

An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.

Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”

Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”

by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021

Toe

A bald-headed man. The bottom of a human foot (e.g. toe) is one of the few places on the human body that hair does not grow. Given this fact, it is logical to describe a bald man as being toe-like.

"Did you see Tara's boyfriend? He's bald! I can't believe she's dating a toe."

by BenTheToe September 13, 2022

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.

Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024