Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025

Don't be cute

a phrase that means "Don't try to be clever or manipulative, especially in a way that's rude or unpleasant" according to the Cambridge Dictionary. It implies someone is being overly clever or trying to get out of something by being sly, and it's often used when someone is being impertinent or smart-alecky

Don't be cute
Marcus (smirking as he tucks the last slice of pizza into his jacket): Hey, don’t worry—I already paid for it. You can have it tomorrow.

Jenna (raising an eyebrow): Seriously? You’d do that for me?

Marcus (shrugging): Of course.

Jenna (playfully sniffing the air): Mmm, smells good. You really want me to wait until tomorrow?

Marcus (firmly, cutting off her teasing): Don’t be cute—just give me your phone so I can set a reminder to drop it by your place first thing in the morning.

by Babel May 31, 2025

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

No. I don't.

I don't feel that way. I see some chick crying because if she comes home without cigarettes her the man she chose to fuck instead of me is going to beat the shit out of her or I see Cassie getting dragged down a hallway know full well that she chose to fuck a known diddler... It makes it all better.

Hym "So no. I don't. I don't feel like I'm not enough. I feel like I'm better than everyone."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

Don't bring your tea into my plate

Don't pass me your gossip or beef as a way to tease your friends or otherwise

"Hey bro, tell Joe to watch out for his big mouth around my girl..."

"Dude, don't bring your tea into my plate. Tell him yourself!"

by LordMaxey June 7, 2025

This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump

See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?

Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to

Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.

Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025