hair

Something that eleven from stranger things doesn't have in season 1

"Wow, that girl has no hair"

by Yusairao February 1, 2021

Wild Hair

A Boomer expression meaning random urge to do something immediately

"I don't know why Gretchen ate that whole bottle of Sriracha, must've been a wild hair,"
"Who is Gretchen grandpa? Also put your pants on!"

by Anotherdudeguy December 28, 2021

Douche Hair

A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"

Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?

Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.

Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!

Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmmnb February 22, 2012

Curly Hair Shrinkage

Baby, it's not bald-headed... ITS SHRINKAGE!

-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?

THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)

To all my beautiful/handsome black women/men who struggle with Curly Hair Shrinkage... Your hair is beautiful the way it is, You don't need to forcefully stretch your hair out to feel powerful... Embrace your shrinkage sis!
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.

by Black Girl Problems - February 15, 2022

hair smashie

A hat that smashes one's hair.

Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016

Rich boy hair

When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius

"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

Pineapple Hair

"Pineapple hair" is the word you use to describe the pineapple's top part without know its name or noun

"Pineapple hair" accually originated from the fellow YouTuber "Anix" in his video where he build bikini bortom and shows funny moments

This article was a recuest from Anix.

Guy 1: Hey, whats the top part of a pineapple called?

Guy 2: Legit? I dont know!

Guy 1: Then what u call it??

Guy 2: Maaan... I just say "Pineapple hair"

Guy 1: Aight...

by Novish_ June 16, 2020