Show-er vs Grower

In reference to a man's flacid penis. When you are a show-er, your penis is the same length as when you are erect. When you are a "grower", you have the same characteristics of a frightened turtle, who's head hides in it's shell. When you are erect, you penis grows in length. The exception to this rule is Chinese, who are neither "show'ers" or "growers".

And the kryptonite to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.

When Aaron was in the locker room, he could not figure out why everyone had such a bigger penis than him. It was only until Kelly told him the difference of what a "Show-er" vs "Grower" was. "Show-er vs Grower"

by Tom.Collins.NYC January 10, 2014

Showed

past tense of show

"He showed her how to hook up the stereo"

Guy 1: Can i see a photo of your hot friend
Guy 2: I already showed her picture to you

by SoftballUmpire February 2, 2010

slower than the other children

Used to describe a person whose mental capabilities are not up to par; a retard.

"I didn't know that thing in the Disney logo was a D"

"Are you slower than the other children?"

"Clearly"

by mb261 May 24, 2010

Slower Lower

The nickname for Lower Cape May Regional Highschool located in Lower Township, New Jersey. Most of the students call their school this because they do not like their school. And, Other schools call the students that go to Lower this also

Slower Lower

by Lower Cape High student January 4, 2009

showerbod

A state in which one has just finished showering and is still slightly wet and wrapped in towels.

"I'm almost ready, I have to change! I'm still in showerbod."

by Madds! August 3, 2007

showerlax

The feeling of calm tranquility one gets right after they take a shower. The feeling is multiplied when more than one person is present at the time.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I thought you said today was the worst day of your life! What happened?

Bro 2: I thought so too! But then I took a shower with my girl so now I feel totally showerlax. You up for beer pong, bro?

Bro 1: Haha yeah you know it, bro! WOO!

by Butt Cramperton October 14, 2010

showerlepsy

The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.

This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm

by NickyLags May 3, 2011