Vibing With Jesus 

Getting high as shit and having a good time.

Me and the boys were just vibing with jesus.

Vibing With Jesus by AYY ITS ME YOUR BROTHER! December 25, 2019

Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

Jizzed up Jesus by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021

Beans rice jesus christ and byron 

WHO!? bYrOn. WHO!? BYRON!

Who are you thankful for this thansgiving? BEANS RICE JESUS CHRIST AND BYRON

Beans rice jesus christ and byron by Spirit_eyes56 December 30, 2021

jews for jesus 

1. (N) A Christian missionary who uses bullshit scheming tactics to try and trick jews that they can believe in jesus and still be jewish.

Hi im from jews for jesus and i lie and i am anti semitic which is why im trying to convert all jews

jews for jesus by fuckingfuckerfuck September 10, 2006

monkey jesus

An extremely ugly, undesirable person.

That girl is straight monkey jesus.

monkey jesus by K.G. MadMan June 14, 2005

Super Jesus 

An extremely attractive, very buff, extremely tan man. That has the ability to see into the future, read minds, and teleport. He is very funny and loves dinosaur silly bandz. Can also be called SJ or Super J. You must address him by Sir.

Blimey O'Reilly! Super Jesus is such a fine specimen!

Super Jesus by Lilgurl July 20, 2010

baby jesus 

Another term for blow job, "bj"

Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.

baby jesus by Pilot K October 14, 2013