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Humansplain

When you have to explain to someone how to be or not be, a shitty human.
I had to humansplain to my mother that Nazi's suck.

I had to humansplain to my co-worker that Keurig's are insanely wasteful and the coffee sucks.
by BURSTU June 8, 2018
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Micheal Lee hemann

A BIGGGGGGG BITCH. Micheal Lee Hemann is the guy who can talk shit and threaten to beat your ass a million times just can't fight worth shit and backs out like a bitch. His dick looks like a shriveled up shrimp and he has the gut of a woman pregnant with sextuplets. He never washes his ass and smells like a donkey and only has balls big enough to talk down on women and beat them. He will rob you of all you have and his teeth be looking like corn kernels throwing up gang signs. Don't fuck with Michael Lee hemann. He nasssty.
Why are u flossing your ass like that? Stop pulling a Micheal Lee hemann.
by Bob Evan's butt crack August 21, 2019
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Himansi

Himansi is the most beautiful human alive. She can do anything and loves kpop. Himansi also likes to spend her time on the internet and read books. Himansi is the revolution. Himansi is going through chronic depression and is often questioning her sanity. Everyone loves Himansi.
by ChimmyChimJimJams October 16, 2018
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Homance

The female equivalent of a 'bromance'.
"We're best friends! We totally have a homance!"
by LADecekr March 28, 2010
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Qin Shi Huang

The Chinese tyrant who committed ethnic cleansing or cultural ethnic cleansing to multiple non-Qin tribes, such as the Yue (Viet) tribes, Austroasiatic tribes, and Hmong tribes, to "unify" them under the Qin dynasty. Also, Qin oppressed people to death while building the Great Wall of China to keep out northern invaders, murdered many educated scholars out of paranoia, burned historical books to hide his atrocities, attempted to murder his men if they don’t find the elixir for him to become “immortal”, etc. Joyfully, Qin got poisoned to death, even though it was too late that certain tribes were already absorbed into the Han Chinese rule either forcefully or willingly when the Han dynasty successfully conquered indigenous lands by expanding southwards after 200 B.C.
In 1912, the social constructed/national term "Chinese" was created by Sun Yat-sen. This term derived from the first imperial Chinese emperor, Qin Shi Huang, to unite and control different ethnic groups as only one people, Hans, under one-party rule. Today, the CCP takes this term to somewhat extreme by purging out the true ethnic identities of people, who are not "descendants of the Yellow Emperor". Also, I noticed that the term “Qin” means “Chin” plus the word “dynasty” next to it equals “China”. In other words, Chinese people are referred to as "Qin people", meaning they are still slaves to Qin's legacy. Get it? Qinese people. Many people don't know the word "Chinese" actually is.
by TheUnknown21 February 5, 2020
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Humanoid

A person who weighs 300 lbs and is too muscle bound to move any part of his body other than his neck, legs, and fingers.
When the Humanoid enters the gym, the ground shakes as he passes.
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Homance

When two guys are oddly close friends, it is called a bromance. This is the female equivalent, thus it is the friendship between two girls when oddly close.
Mary and Jane had just started working together and were quickly becoming best friends. This is the beginning of a tru 'homance'!
by Prally January 17, 2012
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