Crazy-Pants Guy

A generally happy school cafeteria staff member who serves food with a smile. His namesake is from the flamoyantly colored flannel "pajama" pants that he wears every day.

Boy#1- Hey I had a short conversation with Crazy-Pants Guy today!
Boy#2- Really! THAT IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING!!!

by ThatGuyWithTheGoggles May 12, 2009

Dude Man Guy

The description of a male human you have met passing or acquainted and are unsure of one's name whether it be forgotten or not initially obtained.

I saw this fat old Dude Man Guy rockin out to enya in his car!

OH MY GOD We were getting chased down the street by some Dude Man Guy wearing a speedo and he was shooting at us with a potato cannon!

by Pukeoverrice85 November 25, 2011

Aquatic Facility’s Guy

Aquatic facility’s guy is a nerdy but good looking(I guess?!?) guy that is somehow smart but also a douche. Lowkey confusing how he survives on this planet. Distinguishable by his intensely floppy hair and an overall hilarious addition to the universe. He is also found almost everywhere!

example: Wow, look it’s aquatic facility’s guy, again!!

by justyourneighborhoodfriend December 24, 2022

Nice Guy Discount

The practice of brightening a cashiers day by asking for the nice guy discount at check out.

Does this cucumber come with the nice guy discount?

by Zonne October 19, 2021

Big guy upstairs

God

"Peter work's for the big guy upstairs."

by Casandshail December 27, 2019

dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.

Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties

by Goonz March 8, 2013

post mates guy

A post mates guy is a dude who still goes after a girl that just broke up with him.

Person 1: damn is that sus kid still going after her even after they broke up?
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.

by Fancy Son February 8, 2019