massive one foot fighter

person 1: hey man have you heard what happened to timothy’s mom?
person 2: yeah man heard she’s still recovering from jonny’s massive one foot fighter

by susticle69 October 20, 2022

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Massacre

When someone kills someone in a brutal way and continues to kill millions of other people in even more brutal and creative ways!

News guy: Attention! There is a murderer on the loose! Wait.. OH MY GOD! THIS IS A MASSACRE! OH! HOLY CRAP! THAT GUY JUST TRAPPED THAT GUY IN A BOX AND PUT THEM IN THE OCEAN! OH MY GOD! ITS COMING IN HERE! OH GOD! AHHHH...

Person: Whut da fuk, did he just kill the news reporter? WOAH HE JUST KILLED HER BY PUTTING A NOOSE ON HER AND PUTTING THE REST ON A CEILING FAN! OH MY GOD HE TURNED IT ON!

Killer: Hi! I'm here to kill you with a razerblade!

Person: AHHHHH!

by Ilikecatshehe October 22, 2022

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Massari

Slang for money, means money in Arabic.

I'm still out here chasing Massari

by Waveswaveswaves November 9, 2022

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Massachusetts

One of the worst states to live in

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the weather down in Massachusetts recently??
Person 2: Yeah, I live here and I wish I didn't.

by CharvelStar December 11, 2022

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Massif Central

A French woman's rack

Did you see Jean last night?
That French babe has got a massif central on her

by Jack Jacques Jackson December 17, 2022

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Masseusesicle

Masseusesicle (Muh-sue-sick-ul): One who exceeds at or is talented at giving massages...

A) Omg, Gracie, you are totally masseusesicle! You totally fixed my lower back.

B) Bros literally masseusesicle...

C) Omg...STACY!!! You will not believe this. Kevin was totally masseusesical last night.

by anonymousslay December 24, 2022

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massagynist

A dude who refuses to give women soothing rub-downs and/or insists on receiving said "luxury of da hands" treatments only from fellow males.

Being allowed to administer an all-over body-rub to a lady --- and being given one in return from her --- is basically da ultimate pleasure to da vast majority of guys... massagynists don't know what they're missing!

by QuacksO December 24, 2022

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