jews for jesus 

1. (N) A Christian missionary who uses bullshit scheming tactics to try and trick jews that they can believe in jesus and still be jewish.

Hi im from jews for jesus and i lie and i am anti semitic which is why im trying to convert all jews

jews for jesus by fuckingfuckerfuck September 10, 2006

monkey jesus

An extremely ugly, undesirable person.

That girl is straight monkey jesus.

monkey jesus by K.G. MadMan June 14, 2005

Super Jesus 

An extremely attractive, very buff, extremely tan man. That has the ability to see into the future, read minds, and teleport. He is very funny and loves dinosaur silly bandz. Can also be called SJ or Super J. You must address him by Sir.

Blimey O'Reilly! Super Jesus is such a fine specimen!

Super Jesus by Lilgurl July 20, 2010

baby jesus 

Another term for blow job, "bj"

Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.

baby jesus by Pilot K October 14, 2013

go fuck jesus 

something you say to smebody when they are complaining about you "not following rules" or "being rude" or if they are just being an annoying goody goody asshole. Can also be used on Jesus Freaks.

Person #1- Hey! you shouldn't do that!

Person #2- Go fuck jesus.

go fuck jesus by LolointheSkywithDiamonds August 24, 2008

spamming jesus 

The act of sending large amounts of unsolicited mail to Jesus, in the form of prayer. The vast majority never gets past His most holy spam filter.

I can't believe I didn't get that iPod for my birthday, I was spamming Jesus for weeks.

spamming jesus by uday January 3, 2009

Jersey Jesus Walker 

A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.

JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.

"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."

Jersey Jesus Walker by flosie August 3, 2009