Cuntry Hand Towel

When a female licks the piss off a dick.

Jenny cleaned my dick like a cuntry hand towel.

by MagicV July 15, 2016

Second-hand trashed

(N.) the act of intoxication by means of one's environment

After the Trump election, Chris was second-hand trashed without having a single beer.

by FourthFloorGuy69 November 14, 2016

One Night Hand

Masturbation.

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.

by palestiniandeliberation January 6, 2016

Second-Hand Bitchin'

When a bitch be heated and they took it out on an innocent nigga where the nigga did not do jack shit to deserve it

Olivia took her second-hand bitchin' out on me.

by Gary Boi January 11, 2019

putty in sb's hand

to be easily controlled by someone!

she's like putty in your hands.(putty in sb's hands.)

by Angel0987654321 July 21, 2018

hipster hand grenade

(n) The Samsung Note 7, which gained infamy for its exploding battery. The phone was also featured as a grenade in GTA 5 via a mod.

My God... Is that guy using a Hipster Hand Grenade!?! Run!

by Funmunke March 31, 2017

Bare hand smacker

Having raw sex.

Bro did you even use a condom? Hell nah I hit her with the bare hand smacker

by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017