Houdini Dick

The act of titty fucking a woman with such large breasts your dick disappears.

When I titty fucked her she gave me Houdini Dick.

by catch 23 March 17, 2010

Dick Cloth

A washcloth used to wipe the cum and pussy juice off your dick and left on the bathroom sink after a wild session.

"Did I just use your dick cloth to wash my face?"

by Hank96816 August 11, 2009

Reef Dick

A venereal disease that leaves your dick looking like a coral reef. There is no known cure.

Tyrone: "Hey, girl, TTD."

Sara: "Ew, gross. You got that reef dick."

by coco biotches 69 March 15, 2011

Dick Slurping

When one puts a dick in ones mouth then one breathes in and makes a slurping sound with the dick in their mouth.

My girlfriend and i were dick slurping last night. My dick was tickled the whole time!

by Dlmiller84 March 15, 2015

Phet dick

When a male has taken a certain amount of amphetamines, his penis decides to shrivel up like a salted slug.

Woman: why is your dick so small?
Man: Phet dick!

Woman: Looks like a button mushroom....

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

Dick Picking

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

dick heavy

(adverb) Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females.

Synonym: sausage fest

"Dude, we should call Sara and Angela before we head to the party, we're kinda dick heavy."

by Frank Taylore March 10, 2008