Phet dick

When a male has taken a certain amount of amphetamines, his penis decides to shrivel up like a salted slug.

Woman: why is your dick so small?
Man: Phet dick!

Woman: Looks like a button mushroom....

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

Dick Picking

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

dick popper

A girl that makes a guys dick "pop" or explode with cum cause just by looking at her he pops a massive boner and his cum explodes everywhere.

Or a girl that just makes guys "pop" boners.

"that girl makes my dick pop in her pussy and her mouth"

"the girl a dick popper, I pop my dick in her pussy and her mouth"

"Angeline is a dick popper, she gonna make my dick explode in my pants or hopefully her mouth"

by hursh4ever August 31, 2012

Veggie Dick

When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.

He really needs to shave his pubic hair. He has a major veggie dick!

by The White Wonder June 26, 2013

Dick Drilling

To have vigorous sex with someone.

Presumably what Michael Fassbender does to Keira Knightly in the film A Dangerous Method.

Dude, did you see A Dangerous Method?

Yeah, Michael Fassbender was dick drilling Keira Knightly for half of the movie, it was terrific.

by Captain Fayetteville April 29, 2012

Flipping a dick

Freaking out over something

Everyone was flipping a dick when I told them I was going to Barcelona tomorrow.

The teacher flipped a dick on me when I did a line of coke off the keyboard of my macbook in class.

by effkay December 2, 2011

Reef Dick

A venereal disease that leaves your dick looking like a coral reef. There is no known cure.

Tyrone: "Hey, girl, TTD."

Sara: "Ew, gross. You got that reef dick."

by coco biotches 69 March 15, 2011