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Cat Cuck
A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.
Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.
Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.
"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."
Cat Cuck by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024
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cat door
(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy
(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy
(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)
"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."
"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."
"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."
"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."
"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."
cat door by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024
Cat Clause By Proxy
Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
Cat Clause By Proxy by Guulagg October 6, 2024