Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.
The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023
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Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.
Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."
by Merten December 05, 2010
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a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma April 17, 2014
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a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma March 24, 2014
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blowing coat

hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.
my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.
by word jockey July 05, 2019
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Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 25, 2023
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blow a chunk

when u have to drop the most intense massive turd of the century.
by big papa w long shl0ng August 08, 2017
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