Properly blowed

When you smoke the perfect amount and you’re not too high but you’re high enough

*John and Jackson both take two last hits of the blunt and ditch it*

John: I’m pretty high dude.

Jackson: Yeah, that blunt got me properly blowed”

by Browhattheufck June 9, 2019

Blow

Another way to say “head” like “yo I need some head”, in other words, some dick sucking

Man i need some blow

by YuOfTheNight October 30, 2019

blow

1. To preform oral sex on someone with a penis. See BlowJob

2. A street name for a psychoactive drug

2a (UK) Cannabis in a smokable form ex. In a bong, rolled in a joint/blunt, in a cartridge
2b (US and Canada) Cocaine most commonly in powder form.

1: I heard that you want to blow Johnny
2: The local drug dealer is selling some good blow

by Coolkakizz June 21, 2023

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.

"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"

by StockyTurd November 29, 2017

Bangalore Blow Back

Bhushan from Ambala is behind the counter in the tiny side-street shop, perched on a stool in lace lingerie that’s doing zero favors for his bulk. He drags a fat joint and immediately collapses into a coughing fit, tears streaking his face. Someone slips behind him, hands gripping his waist, thumbs brushing just right, and the Bajaj scooter outside revs like it’s cheering them on. Bhushan wheezes, “I’m fine yaar,” but the lingerie and the smoke make the whole scene feel like a bizarre, smoky dance.

Bhushan hit the joint in pink lace and instantly went full Bangalore Blow Back—coughing, tears streaming, hands on his waist, Bajaj revving outside, and the whole shop smelling like chaos.

by HorseCoq September 1, 2025

this is blowing me

Used to describe something that you find funny; Something that makes you laugh.

"She just slipped on a banana peel, this is blowing me!"

by Cummie Lover August 7, 2024