"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"
by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013
(verb)
To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
by Agent Blue February 18, 2015
One of the best interviewers on television today. He appears on the show "MXC" (most extreme elimination challenge).
This man is very in-depth with his conversations, and can do it with great humor. He puts any other "on field" sportscaster to shame.
This man is very in-depth with his conversations, and can do it with great humor. He puts any other "on field" sportscaster to shame.
Guy le Douche should have recieved an award for his stellar interview with the lady on the "meat handlers" team.
by Act As If July 18, 2004
Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.
by grandpaeater2 October 08, 2010
a severe douche, a mega douchebag, one who has reached the pinnacle of douchedom, a simpleton with issues.
by Fillmore Slim March 30, 2005
Someone preferably a male. Thinks they are this 'amazing' human being. That takes pleasure in being raciest or rude to people for no particular reason. They think they are so so perfect and that everyone looks up to them when in reality people sneer at how stupid, lame and how much of losers they are. They like to think they can get anyone they like but really those people like to keep Lorde Del Douche in private for obvious reasons but male does not see that. Also, Del Douche's like to screw old wrinkly men but also very cheaply so also they are desperate and pathetic. Sorry. Not Sorry. You're Welcome. :)
Lorde Del Douche: OMG don't look at my hair I just fixed it 100 times and its still not perfect (girl voice)
Lorde Del Douche: y is no1 talkin to me lol im amazin fuk u. LOOK at my skin SEE how amazing and how much better I am than u
Girl: Jeez get over yourself your ugly as fuck. You might as well be a girl, Freak.
Lorde Del Douche: y is no1 talkin to me lol im amazin fuk u. LOOK at my skin SEE how amazing and how much better I am than u
Girl: Jeez get over yourself your ugly as fuck. You might as well be a girl, Freak.
by omgimsoperf October 08, 2013
A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.
Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!
"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"
"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"
Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"
"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"
Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011