She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake
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- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
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- doesn’t do well with emotions
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
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- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
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