zip code freedom

Remote work gives us zip code freedom. If I can do my job from paradise why should it matter to my boss?

John experienced zip code freedom during the pandemic, once tasted, the "return to the office" push was obvious BS.

by jmacofearth April 30, 2024

Zip Rip

When you zip your jeans and catch your penis hard enough to draw blood.

I had to see the cock doctor due to my bleeding penis, he diagnosed me with Zip Rip.

by notsata January 5, 2022

Zipping

The same thing as “Dipping” except it starts with a Z. Used when you’re leaving a function and/or situation.

You: “Yo this party is ass”
Friend: “Yeah I’m zipping tf out”

by MrSibilia October 19, 2021

Zip Your Zit

To hide your zit by any means, using any kind of ridiculous solutions. Such as makeup, photoshop, or band aids, or not leaving out the house.

Example 1: Yo! Tommy has some zits on his face, why don't he zip his zits?

Example 2: *Whispers* Irene, puss alert, puss alert...! Zip Your Zit...!

by Bokra Okra Oops! May 25, 2018

zipping

to be racist

zipping

by kdkdie July 1, 2022

zip it lock it put it in your pocket

When you tell someone that they have had enough of their shit talk

Samuel: your a loser LLL i bet-
James: Shh! ZIP IT LOCK IT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET!

by Pen farmer May 30, 2024

Zip Tie (ing)

Using a zip tie, and tying a friends personal items to a hilarious object, and or item. Most appropriate with shoes, bags, etc.

Hey J! Why don't we zip tie D's backpack to the steering wheel of A's car?

Zip Tie (ing) is so fun, especially when it's in bathrooms.

by JUDDYJUDJUD February 22, 2012