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Zaner

When a man gets a soapy substance caught in his urethra and it hurts.

Pronunciation : Zay-ner
"Man this sucks i got a zaner this morning and it really hurts!"
by the_king April 14, 2006
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Zanency

a super cool dude who gets allllll the women and makes banger tweets
who’s that guy drowning in women? Oh that’s Zanency
by 100 percent not Zane January 28, 2021
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Zaney

Codeword for a woman with really nice breasts. Used when describing such breasts while female is present and/or referencing to said woman.
"Yo check out that girl. She's zaney."

"Did you see them zanes?"
"Grey zaneys or white zaneys?"
by SUP BRONZ August 25, 2008
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Zane

Zane is a certainly weird name, thats for sure...I will start by naming characteristics of a zane. Lets begin...Zane's are short typically sad young men, that try to make up for their shortness by driving muscle cars that don't fit their persona, here's the sad part, they can't even get the name of their muscle car right, how fucking dumb is this asshole?

Example: When zane drives a cobra, it isn't a cobra, its a GT with cobra badges, how sad is this shit? Fucking small balls. Zanes have small chodes, they are VERY short in stature, they are liars, they are underage drinkers, and pill poppers, *WOOOH, ALL THIS HYDROCODINE* They experience premature balding, at 19 years of age, they sleep with hoes pretty much safeguarding a future full of HIV/AIDS, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, crabs, pretty much anything a hooker carries around in her fish taco. They disrespect women which disgusts me personally, they are insecure, and are extremely angry little men, they fantasize about married women who even if they were single, they prefers men who are six feet or taller, not five foot three...And by the way, the piece of shit camaro they drive is not an ss...its simply put, a piece of shit camaro, and his piece of shit camaro NEVER wins any races, in fact...japanese piece of shit ricers always...ALWAYS, let me Emphasize that by screaming at the computer screen FUCKING ALWAYS KICK THE SHIT OUT OF IT! Maybe his mom was drunk and she meant to name him shane? I don't know, they're of bunch of speds.
I drive an 86 toyota corolla with nitrous oxide, and it busts a load all over zanes camaro, any other car and it will lose.
by Girlwithapenis August 19, 2013
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Zanism

A religion created by a 14 year old girl who was frustrated because her beleifs didn't comply with any other religion. A Zanist (Currently 16 official Zanists) belives that..
1.There is no God.
2.There are spirits in every living thing.
3.There are ghosts.
4.There are unseen "mythical" creatures.
5.There are (of course) aliens, or life on other planets.
6.Humans and animals are equal beings.
7.Satan only exists in Humanity.
8.Violence toward some people is necessary.
There are also some simple rules to follow...
1.Take what you can get, But take nothing but what you need from the Earth.
2.Show Respect only to those who deserve it.
3.The World belongs to everyone. Do not pay for water, gas, or property.
4.Be Ruled by NO ONE.
5.You may celebrate holidays from other religions only for personal gain. (Christmas, Easter, ect.)
6.DO NO LITTER ON OUR PLANET.

note: Zanists are not peaceful hippies. We sin. We are evil, sadistic, vengeful people. But to the Earth which gives us life, we are not.
Paisley is a Zanist. (zanism)
by Paisley00 May 9, 2006
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zanessa

a completely fabricated pairing of a young star with his slut of a costar from High School Musical, created solely for the financial gain that will accompany the extra publicity.
zanessa? you mean zac efron and vanessa whats her face?
by 007princess April 2, 2008
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Zane

*clears throat*

Zane
Black hair, normally covering one eye
Blue eyes, blind in one
Short boi
Two brothers
Few friends
Love My Little Horsies
Emo
Always wears a mask to cover his freckles
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Travis: Hey, is that Zane?
Aphmau: Yeah, it's weird seeing him without his mask.
Travis: *nosebleeds* Oh, uh, yeah...*whispers* Zane~Senpai
by BoredNeedHelp August 16, 2020
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