Yoga Pants

Comfortable black pants that cater to menopausal women in order to help them feel sexier than they actually are. Commonly paired with wine to enhance the delusion.

My 49 year-old mother was sitting on the couch drinking Pinot Noir and said, "I just live in my yoga pants!"

by Artlife September 5, 2018

Yogan

A bit of a bender, a yogan likes nothing more than to groom his moustache and talk about LAN connections.

Often spotted browsing for graphics cards or a new butt plug, Yogans are also known to enjoy a good brotherly cooking session, often resulting in a dirty shirt!

If you see a Yogan, it’s advisable to gently stroke his buttocks whilst whispering soothing words of derision into his ear.

Ooh I’m Yogan

OMG look at that guy trying to unobtrusively sniff men’s anuses. What a Yogan!

by IamYogan September 17, 2018

Yogan

A bogan from the plant variety.

Natured from Australia.

"Let's go to Yogan's house and sink some bevs"

by BeverageBogan October 14, 2018

Yordanos

an ethiopian that likes zutata and hila bah.

whats up ,yordanos?

by Jordi jordalish January 28, 2018

Yoga bunny

Someone who does a lot of yoga, particularly applicable to an attractive female. A yoga bunny is always extremely good at sex and is usually very chilled out and/or spiritual.

Dude 1: Yo, fam, yer gyal Cara so fit and chill!
Dude 2: Bro, that's cos she a proper yoga bunny, innit. Gyal doin' an hour of yoga every morning.
Dude 1: Yer damn lucky, fam! She showin' you some yoga bunny moves under the covers, is it?
Dude 2: For real, bro! When man link up wid gyal like Cara she blow yer mind, y'get me?

by leopardi November 12, 2018

Yoganated

The act of eating soup straight out of a can, cold.

The act of inhaling your meal.

Tom yoganated his lunch today.

by Polly October 29, 2004

yoga flatulence

When air is forced out of one's anal cavity while practicing yoga.

I'm afraid to go into downward dog as I may experience yoga flatulence.

by #1 Cronin June 4, 2011