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A woobie is a person who puts there hoodie over their knees and tightens there hoodie strings then runs around in a pack of other woobie. A pack of woobie is called a wooble. There is also a leader woobie called the woobobie.
Person 1: is that a woobie?
Person 2: no! That’s a whole wooble!
Person 1: run for your life!!!
Wooble: SCREEEEEEAAAAAACCCHHHH.
Woobie by Turquoisewolve August 4, 2019
A child's favorite blanket. Often containing a nylon fringe or border.
Most kids brought a sleeping bag to camp but I took my woobie.
Linus always carries his woobie around.
woobie by Randino May 2, 2006

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? 

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?
The term wookied is meant to be an other word for getting so drunk you can no longer see straight. At this point the person who has been drinking tries to impersonate the crazy noise the wookie makes in the Star Wars movies. This could also be used as an "warning" for other people that are around the drunk person.
Man, I was so wookied last night I dont know how i got home.

Dude, guess what...... I AM WOOKIED!!! (impersonates the sound)
wookied by Patrick Buckle April 3, 2006

Rusty Wookie 

when a woman munches on a man's pubic hair while vigorously fingering his asshole.
"Hey Bernard, what did you do last night?"
"Well Jose, my pubic region is a little sore because i got some wasted bitch to give me a nice Rusty Wookie."

Woodpecker 

a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls
"oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"
Woodpecker by peter October 24, 2003