one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 February 02, 2016

womb hole

Also known as a Vagina

When Officer Andy said what happened, The lady said she was kicked in the womb hole.

by SomeDirtyGuy May 11, 2024

Womb doom

When the dark cloud descends towards or during the time of their monthly hell (periods)

How was your day? "Well, Trevor, I could killed with my biro and don't even ask about that cunt in finance!! My womb doom is on high alert! I need wine, chocolate and a greasey ass take away NOW!!!!!!!!!"

by Claire0520 March 19, 2021

Womb doom

An abortion.

“Bitch you best go to the clinic and womb doom that shit”

by darkweji August 25, 2021

warm womb

bastard,as if selfish

I,m warm womb,I,m screwed up,I,m no gay today...leaving me, you ,ll know!

by bad,good? December 24, 2019

Womb Day

Womb Day has the same concept as a birthday, because it’s the day you left the womb. However, unlike birthday, Womb Day is clumsy and full of mistakes because you’re back to zero. Womb Day is a good excuse when you’re making a mess of everything. People will accept it even if it isn’t your actual Womb Day

- stop! You’re making a mess of everything

- I can’t help it! It’s my Womb Day

by The Vengahorse March 30, 2024

womb mallot

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.

did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot

by 468469468385 February 28, 2017