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wandering beard

Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.
I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.
by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016
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Bearded Traveler

When a male purposely grows a large bush. In doing so cuts his bush and leaves the pubes remaining on his body then lets a girl perform oral sex thus the loose pubes getting on her face then making her a "bearded traveler."
"Oh dang that guy just made me his bearded traveler!"
by pubesinyourface55 July 30, 2009
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Bearded Carl

A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.
Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?

Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!
by Harold Clampet November 14, 2010
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Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.
I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb
by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016
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bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.
man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night
by ddunn June 13, 2018
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Honey beard

After performing cunnylingus on a woman you're face is wet and sticky from her vaginal juices
This girl got so wet when I was eating her out she wanted to kiss her but I had honey beard
by Ckelso24 June 13, 2016
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Bearded clout

I'd love to ram my sausage in diana's bearded clout!
by Jerry hatricks November 2, 2019
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