How's The Weather Up There?

When that really tall friend walks by, you shout "how's the weather up there?" because they're head is a lot higher than yours and other people's so it's like another weather sort up wear her/his head is.

Tall friend: Walks by
Short friend: Hey how's the weather up there?
Tall friend: *rolls eyes*

by Mac Alleyah November 15, 2019

weetard

Vertically and mentally challenged.

"He is so stupid, if he were any shorter I'd call him weetard."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

fair-weather friend

A friend who doesn't help in times of difficulty. Likely nautical in nature, referring to the fact that when weather is good nearly anyone can help on a ship.

When Tom refused to help me move after my divorce I realized that he was a fair-weather friend.

by Jason Warren October 26, 2003

weather envy

Being very jealous when comparing climate conditions in different locations. You wish you were living in a place with perfect weather.

I'm freezing my tits off in New York and it's another warm one in Florida. Millions of us have weather envy.

by yes juanito yes February 20, 2015

nice weather in Ohio

Something that has yet to be seen.

See oxymoron.

"Will you go out with me?"

"Sure, when theres nice weather in Ohio."

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

Fair-weather spouse

when a spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is the greatest partener around when the relationship is fun and easy going. When things turn for the worst or become difficult, as relationships eventually do, they jump ship like their pants are on fire.

P1: Why did Melissa want that divorce after being married for so long? They seemed to be happy...

P2: She is a Fair-weather Spouse...

P1: Oh, makes sense, Bitch.

by jaydizzle21 August 23, 2012

Weehawken

A small town where half the people don't even go to Weehawken Highschool, and the rest who do; get in eachothers face 24/7.

-Everyone says they want to get out of this town but end up comming back.
-99.7% Hispanic people live here.
-the other .3% White people need to stick together.
-most people have been an anchor on KWN.
-people chant "H-A-W-KEN - HAWKEN!" during a football or basketball game.
-Students have been woken up by Mr. Fitz banging his ruler on the desk.
-Half the school gets SENSE every day.
-Residents take the NYC skyline view for granted.
-People think the colors "Red, White, And Black" simply go together, no questions asked.
-the only reason we attended high school everyday is to find out who's fighting in the halls today.
-People have been involved in a snowball fight infront of the school and get in trouble with Mr.O or Dr.O
-Students think Mr. Panepinto has been pregnant for way too long now.
-Students know the true meaning of "the boiler room".

Weehawken isn't just the town next to Hoboken or across from New York. It's Home.

by lilbabexo November 24, 2006