weesnaw

1) awesome, amazing
2) pretty damn cool

Man, that party was so weesnaw!

by prettydamnweesnaw May 10, 2009

Weepsturbate

The act of masturbating to oneself while weeping.

Seth sat in the corner and weepsturbated while Talitha and I got it on.

by A-Trizzle February 27, 2008

Beat and Weep

The simultaneous act of masturbating and sobbing like it's the apocalypse. This is often done as an act of relaxation, stress relief, and/or self-pity. The beat and weep can occur at any time of day and in any place, unfortunately sometimes it is mid-day and in a public setting, but you just can't help it. Common triggers for the beat and weep include but are not limited to Sarah McLachlan songs, Dawsons Creek episodes, SPCA commercials, and The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan. This unfortunate act happens all too often because every one knows tears are the best lubricant.

Instead of going to the concert in the park with all his friends, Keegan stayed home after a long day to sit in the dog cage and have himself a lonely beat and weep.

by Rape May August 2, 2011

WEEP

A term used by faggot tools to denote frustration or sadness over anything.

Also:
to fail epicly

Bob: Ya, bra, I raped your sister last night. she was fucking TIGHT.

John: Bra, well your mom sucked on MACAWK.

Bob: (flipping his hair) WEEP

by PIE!!! March 27, 2010

weepublican

political animals sent from the right-wing conspiracy to piss on democratic candidates.

"my neighbor was walkin' her dog and she pissed right on my obama bumper sticker!"

"SERIOUS? dang, that bitch must be weepublican."

by fineupstandingcitizen August 28, 2008

Weeps

A horrendous release of gas disproportionate to the size of the releaser

Then he weeps and it smelt like death.... the funny thing is that he is so small!

by Dr Danger September 1, 2010

weesnagda

This is a nonsensical word excellent for scaring people into thinking taht you need mental help.

Prick Girl: Hey there, you. Where is this place?
YOU: WEESNAGDA
Prick Girl: AIIIGH!!!!! *runs off*

by mental_boi January 28, 2005