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Weed

The world’s best harmless drug that you can’t overdose on, also called marijuana and cannabis.
Stoned guy 1: Dude, why are we laughing so much
Stoned guy 2:HAHAHA I don’t know why weed makes you laugh HAHAHA
by Hanmytheham December 11, 2019
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WEED

When a snipe dog-go wants to smoke something and smokes a thrifty item called WEED
Me: hey, snipe dog-go?
snipe dog-go: sup.
Me: can you stop smoking weed? It can kill u
snipe dog-go: Nah it’s perfect for me
Me: *dies of inhaling to much of the smoke*
by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk February 1, 2019
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Weed

~A wonder of nature which that usually ensures a nice high~
~A Plant which turns to a bush then flowers into large buds depending on some of the area conditions~
~some times may be very "Dank" sometimes not but it doesnt matter too much how potent it is.. just smoke more lol~
~Usually smoked in a bong (which is a good/fun way to do it), a pipe (which is good or anyone.. espesially noob smokers), vaporizers, ect.~
~Effects while using: Causes relaxingness, some hallucinations, under water feelings, skippy/out of place feelings, sence of well being, and ..well you just feel really damn good.~
~Bad Effects: I say fuck that :)
fuck anyone who has anything bad to say about weed.
they suck at life and dont deserve the pleasures that "God" has handed down to us.
by Izzual October 10, 2006
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Weed

Weed is a herb not a drug. God let weed naturally grow for people to enjoy. Weed doesn't kill people like other drugs and alcohol. Weed makes people happy, a little bit retarded(the reason why its so much fun), and gives people the munchies.
Person 1: Hey guys lets toke-up, chill, eat some food, and just not care about any problems in the world.

Person 2: So we're going to do drugs?

Person 1: No man, we're going to smoke some weed and get high.

Person 2: isn't weed a drug?

Person 1: man, weed can't be a drug. it naturally grows just like other plants such as tea leafs.

Person 2: So it's a herb?

Person 1: exactly...now pass the damn thing
by just some pot-head March 27, 2009
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Weed

Just a plant. Enables one to visit mystical perfect awesome land.
"this man was helping an old woman across the street on his way to volunteer at a homeless shelter, but we found a dub of weed in his pocket so naturally we kicked the shit out of him, brought him to jail and then smoked up."

ITS JUST A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT.
by maryjaneallrad March 17, 2010
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Weeding

Julia: Hey, you wanna come out with us tonight?

Kim: Nah. I think I'm just gonna smoke a bowl tonight and catching up on my weeding.
by Origilingo June 12, 2009
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Weed

The flowing buds of the hemp plant.

known to lighten the senses, ease pain, rid depression, ease the mood, and help people with problems of life.

Also many people like to discriminate against users of the substance and make false acusations agains them like "loser, pot head, low life" even though they do not know the person they are speaking toward; for they have nothing better to do, they have never tried it, or they are simply a douche bag.
"Yo man my day was stressful and i hurt my back, pack a bowl of weed and lets relax"
by IhaveahigherIQthenyou. April 10, 2009
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