I’m not talking about the shit you put out of your garden, I’m talking about the shit that makes you high as a kite. The dollar store doesn’t have the good stuff only your good friend can give it to you. If the cops catch you with weed then just claim it’s medical even if it’s not.
by Suck a very large dick February 26, 2018
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by Hanmytheham December 11, 2019
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~A Plant which turns to a bush then flowers into large buds depending on some of the area conditions~
~some times may be very "Dank" sometimes not but it doesnt matter too much how potent it is.. just smoke more lol~
~Usually smoked in a bong (which is a good/fun way to do it), a pipe (which is good or anyone.. espesially noob smokers), vaporizers, ect.~
~Effects while using: Causes relaxingness, some hallucinations, under water feelings, skippy/out of place feelings, sence of well being, and ..well you just feel really damn good.~
~Bad Effects: I say fuck that :)
~A Plant which turns to a bush then flowers into large buds depending on some of the area conditions~
~some times may be very "Dank" sometimes not but it doesnt matter too much how potent it is.. just smoke more lol~
~Usually smoked in a bong (which is a good/fun way to do it), a pipe (which is good or anyone.. espesially noob smokers), vaporizers, ect.~
~Effects while using: Causes relaxingness, some hallucinations, under water feelings, skippy/out of place feelings, sence of well being, and ..well you just feel really damn good.~
~Bad Effects: I say fuck that :)
fuck anyone who has anything bad to say about weed.
they suck at life and dont deserve the pleasures that "God" has handed down to us.
they suck at life and dont deserve the pleasures that "God" has handed down to us.
by Izzual October 10, 2006
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Person 1: Hey guys lets toke-up, chill, eat some food, and just not care about any problems in the world.
Person 2: So we're going to do drugs?
Person 1: No man, we're going to smoke some weed and get high.
Person 2: isn't weed a drug?
Person 1: man, weed can't be a drug. it naturally grows just like other plants such as tea leafs.
Person 2: So it's a herb?
Person 1: exactly...now pass the damn thing
Person 2: So we're going to do drugs?
Person 1: No man, we're going to smoke some weed and get high.
Person 2: isn't weed a drug?
Person 1: man, weed can't be a drug. it naturally grows just like other plants such as tea leafs.
Person 2: So it's a herb?
Person 1: exactly...now pass the damn thing
by just some pot-head March 27, 2009
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ITS JUST A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT.
ITS JUST A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT.
by maryjaneallrad March 17, 2010
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Kim: Nah. I think I'm just gonna smoke a bowl tonight and catching up on my weeding.
Kim: Nah. I think I'm just gonna smoke a bowl tonight and catching up on my weeding.
by Origilingo June 12, 2009
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known to lighten the senses, ease pain, rid depression, ease the mood, and help people with problems of life.
Also many people like to discriminate against users of the substance and make false acusations agains them like "loser, pot head, low life" even though they do not know the person they are speaking toward; for they have nothing better to do, they have never tried it, or they are simply a douche bag.
known to lighten the senses, ease pain, rid depression, ease the mood, and help people with problems of life.
Also many people like to discriminate against users of the substance and make false acusations agains them like "loser, pot head, low life" even though they do not know the person they are speaking toward; for they have nothing better to do, they have never tried it, or they are simply a douche bag.
by IhaveahigherIQthenyou. April 10, 2009
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