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sack wearer

An obese female who wears a sack-like garment in a futile attempt to appear less vast. Often the sack has a hole cut in the top to display the contours of their massive norks. Few find this attractive.
"Hey look at that sack wearer! What a massive fatass!"
by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007
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beyonce weave

Having A Perfectly Placed Weave Or Wig That Looks Natural Much Like Singer Beyoncé.
" I Got This Beyoncé Weave That Be Looking Fine As Hell."

"gurl i need To get that Beyonce Weave fo my date"
by kidelectroxx01 August 4, 2014
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Coffee weaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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Weiner Wearer

A male who looks young and also immature with a large penis.
The guy I hooked up with was a weiner wearer.
You are no man, you are a weiner wearer.
I want a man! Not a weiner wearer!
by Tmandaddy February 25, 2022
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Hurting Hubbard Weave

When a Hubbard (uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist) finds themselves in the hurt box whilst riding up a hill, and subsequently resorts to weaving across the road to reduce the gradient of a hill.

The weave may be intentional or unintentional.
Garry the Hubbard from Military Rd likes to think himself a gifted cyclist. He rides lots - at least once a fortnight.

For this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the 'hills'. After riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle mass or waistline.

Two kilometres in, everything goes dark. He's hurting. He's weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.

He's doing the HURTING HUBBARD WEAVE.
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Weave

Hair extensions can be used to achieve volume, colour and length. Hair weave is amazing because you don't need to wait for your hair to grow. Your natural hair is braided along your scalp in tiny horizontal cornrows. These braids are done in the middle of your scalp and should not be noticeable.
This hair weave can be achieved at Weave Got Style.
by Jade12356 December 1, 2010
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Weave

To dodge or evade in a fight.
Yo Auston got in a fight, and weaved Jaiden’s punches!
by Vecty November 12, 2021
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