Cunt Washer

Someone who has such a low status in life that they are not just a cunt, they are reduced to having to wash cunts for a living.

uh, my teacher is such a cunt she's making us do homework over the holidays.... No, that bitch is a fucking cunt washer.

by Wicked Scorpion December 13, 2017

Washing Machine

It’s a machine... that washes... tf.

Chore: Landry goes in the washing machine and washes it.

by Witherstorm April 14, 2021

the wash

badass funny ass movie starring snoop dogg and dr. dre

I just watched The Wash and it was the shit

by yandawg June 27, 2008

cock washer

the mouth of a man or a woman

Will you shut your cock washer and let me talk!

by sawzallkustoms November 19, 2005

Milwaukee Power Wash

Using a cheap beer, preferably a Miller product or Old Style (if you have no respect for the woman feel free to use Milwaukee's Best), is the best way to give a woman an authentic Milwaukee Power Wash.

During sexual intercourse grab a bottle or can of beer and shake vigorously while bringing your woman toward climax. As she's close to orgasm pop the beer open and aim the stream at her clitoris. This will enhance her experience and potentially bring a would-be one night stand back for more.

Contrary to the name of the move, it originated in the Chicago-land area, and the beer of choice was commonly Old Style which is brewed in Milwaukee.

Lyle: I took this chick home last night and gave her a Milwaukee Power Wash.

Bob-ay: How'd that go?

Lyle: Really well! I executed it perfectly and she's been calling me her God.

by AMc799 October 4, 2010

hog wash

Not of high quality.
Complete Bull.
Not that awesome.
Kind of crappy.
Not porperly completed work.
A lie.
A statement of an non-accurate origin.

This document is complete Hog Wash.

by Jim Don September 7, 2005

Ball Washer

A person who sucks up to a teacher, boss, or a person with higher status.

Look at Phil stay late to help out the Mr.Thompson, what a ball washer.

by DWG99 December 8, 2007