Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.

I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee

by jibblesjabbers March 09, 2011

USELESS CRAYON

A slightly racist term for a white person who adds no value to society.

There's Sarah. She's such a useless crayon.

Stephen isn't a useless crayon, because he has a job!

by November 09, 2023

Fucking Useless Dependent Troll

one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.

that fucking useless dependent troll

by goober86449975 August 14, 2020

Pa Will useless

when will is in your group and he doesn't help with anything and pretend to be trying to help so we need to write his name in the group work even though we dont need to

Dan:what is he doing

Best: I don't know but he doesn't help
Dan: Pa Will arai na

Best: Pa will useless

by bestbe_ August 20, 2020

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 14, 2020

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 14, 2020

fucking useless

everything like that fucking useless stupid mug and neck gaither

Urban Dictionary: Buy the mug for your brother (random name)
Me: No, that's fucking useless shit!

by Deleted User 8c0qdeil February 01, 2021