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uselessitis

A disease a person has where they are deemed 100% useless, and cannot function in any career or social setting and are sans skills for pretty much anything.
"I was told about hald a dozen times how to open the screen door, and my boss still had to come open promptly.
'sounds like you've got uselessitis, bro!"
by djtc October 17, 2020
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Stupid useless son of a bitch

He do you know mark t?
Oh yeah I know that Stupid useless son of a bitch
by Colemyguylover69420 January 29, 2024
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Useless fuckwhistle

A person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks
"My fucking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and I opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! She is such a useless fuckwhistle
by Useless Fuckwhistle June 3, 2016
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useless

someone who doesn’t achieve anything out of what they are doing. in other words, it’s a sakura haruno
sakura: naruto, sasuke is way more powerful and cool than you’ll ever be.

naruto: atleast i don’t just stand there and do nothing.

sakura: are you saying i’m useless?

naruto: i would never say that useless-chan.
by thatbarbie.doll August 31, 2019
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Useless

Just watch naruto and look at Sakura the whole time
Bro, you're literally so useless like sakura
by bro sakura is useless February 16, 2021
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shitty and useless

by QwertyManWasTaken August 12, 2022
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Useless

(Collective noun) a group of aging, white, conservative males. Called such for their inability to come to a reasonable agreement when gathered together to address an issue and essentially end up doing nothing or making more complicated problems in the process.
The useless gathered together to vote on the stimulus package but, with no surprise to anyone, failed to do much to way lay the economic panic of the people.
by Ferralyn river November 1, 2020
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