Steven Universe

Steven universe is a show about lesbian space rocks.

Person 1: Hey do you watch Steven Universe?
Person 2: No, what’s it about?
Person 1: Lesbian Space rocks

by Taylor Lapidot October 26, 2019

Uniformation

An act of making any situation really boring. Most likely found in schools and libraries.

-Hey, you going to the library after school?
-No. Libraries are Satan's asshole.
-Why?
-Have you seen all the uniformation there? Disgusting.

by Elye. July 24, 2015

Unicorn

Word used to refer to rhinoceros a couple houndred years ago.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.

The return of the unicorns: the natural history and conservation of the greater one-horned rhinoceros

by spoilded brat with teeth November 4, 2012

crunk unit

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

by IH8XC November 1, 2005

Unicorn

A rhinoceros with one horn

That unicorn is better then that bicorn

by Idgff July 28, 2019

Zoom University

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

by dummythicc69 March 22, 2020

Christ (Deemed to be) University

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020