by Dooners April 15, 2011
A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.
"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"
"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"
Fuckin Twit-winkers.
"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"
Fuckin Twit-winkers.
by Rick The Mullet Man August 28, 2011
person 1: hey, want a twit-twat kit-kat?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: a kit-kat made for people like you.
person 2: what's that?
person 1: a kit-kat made for people like you.
by garlicisepik February 12, 2023
by Kitttens* August 26, 2016
by Zstyler08 March 23, 2016
When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009
When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023