finding out that the girl you met once has been following you for months from your twitter site just so she can learn your every move so that when you do finally introduce yourself she's already prepared for marriage and kids.
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by IOYW July 17, 2009
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by Anthony Lawrence January 25, 2009
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by plushkensington May 30, 2009
Get the twitter-palooza mug.You say someone is "Twitter-happy" when they have a tendency post irresponsible or even the most inconsequential details as tweets on the social networking site "Twitter"
Jon is the most twitter-happy person I've ever seen, he tweets about every single song he is listens to all day.
by Suaveitsme February 5, 2010
Get the Twitter-happy mug.A twit (i.e. twitter user) who tweets inappropriate sexual innuendo @minors. Also known as a #twitterphile or #twitterjohn.
Two reasonable people, out to lunch:
Person A -- Did you see that #twittersex Alan was creeping on that 14-year old?
Person B -- Yeah, he's such a #twitterast
Person A -- Did you see that #twittersex Alan was creeping on that 14-year old?
Person B -- Yeah, he's such a #twitterast
by Burn Your Ships April 11, 2011
Get the twitterast mug.Noun- A written work (or body of works) of a particularly humorous, clever, and/or poignant nature, and artfully stated in 140 characters or less
Since he fancied his latest Tweet a work of fine Twitterature, he also posted his cleverly stated musings on the topic of pajama pants as a status update on all of his social networking profiles.
It could be argued that Jack Handey was one of the original, great authors of modern Twitterature despite producing the majority of his work before the digital age and the advent of social media such as Twitter and Facebook.
It could be argued that Jack Handey was one of the original, great authors of modern Twitterature despite producing the majority of his work before the digital age and the advent of social media such as Twitter and Facebook.
by OEDSoltanQED November 8, 2011
Get the Twitterature mug.Someone on Twitter who replies to or retweets posts only by Twitter users with lots of followers, usually because he or she deems comments from users without many followers as inherently less worthy, regardless of objective evaluation of the wit or wisdom of said comments, or because there is not as much of a benefit to him or her (such as gaining followers of the popular user)
"Did you see the funny tweets between the guy who writes for Slate and the ABC reporter?'"
"Yeah, the guy from ABC said the same thing I did but about 5 minutes after I did, yet he was retweeted because that reporter for Slate is a Twitter Snob who wouldn't retweet me."
"Yeah, the guy from ABC said the same thing I did but about 5 minutes after I did, yet he was retweeted because that reporter for Slate is a Twitter Snob who wouldn't retweet me."
by Foster Adelson April 28, 2012
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