Twat

A Twat is a name for a person who enjoys the Twilight Series.

Twilight Lover becomes Twilight Heart which then becomes Twi-Heart and finally Twat.

1)"You saw that movie? Your a fucking Twat."
2) "I'm proud to be such a huge Twat. Edward is so hot."

by Twats_Exposed_3B December 10, 2009

twat

A clarification request via twitter.

Tweeter A: Last night I hit a Twat Bannana. Oh the regret, the shame, the glory.
Tweeter B: rt @Tweeter A twat the fuck is a Twat Bannana?

by Tater Twat April 17, 2009

Twat

1.A certain person more than likely female that is idiotic, stupid and likes to make no sense when arguing. Also likes to mumble words that resemble the sounds of a girl talking with a dick in her mouth.
2. Retarded, cunt-like, Cock eating, nigger lover.

1.Get me some jelly Twat!
2.Twat is Miri, Kayla, Elyse.

by The girl master September 25, 2007

twat

a woman's va-jay jay

rebecca is a twat :)

by spratacularone September 23, 2007

twat

Womans Vagina
Insult
Pregnant Fish

Did you see her twat?!
You TWAT!

by DonnyL4d January 7, 2007

twatness

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.

1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you

by kegmar November 3, 2008

twat

Someone who tweets too much on twitter.

She is such a twat, she tweets 20 times a day!

by teemc53 February 24, 2011